This is Bob speaking from the White Shed, live, for an in-depth interview with the President.
Mr. President, how do you feel about this recent assassination of Belthazor?
“Belthazor was dear friend to me and a great contributor to society in general. Though I wish I could take the time to mourn, I’m afraid my anger will not allow me to rest until these “Black Hand* have been hang for their crime against dog kind
My fellow Detinu Acirema, we shall not weaver before the Black Hand. By the strength of our will, we will prevail! We will show the might of Detinu Acirema!”
What will be your next move Mr. President.
“Well, I heard there is a 10% discount at Ace Pet Memorials so I’m going to make preparation and purchase a pet memorial since I’m a avid believer of cremation.
Bob: Right…so why are you an avid advocate of cremation Mr. President.
“Well, it’s far more green than burial and furthermore, a pet memorial will remain by your side while a coffin will not. All in all, I think it is a great thing that people are opting for cremation and in process, supporting the pet urn industry.”
Bob: Thank you Mr. President for you insight.
“No thank you Bob. And thank you my fellow Detinu Acirema. Please have the utmost confidence that we will resolve this problem in a swift and prompt manner. God bless us all.”
